fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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