On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I think people are normalizing furries
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Randomize
