I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
birth control should be required to get into college
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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