Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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