its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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