I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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