there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I will be naked everywhere
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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