I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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