I need help removing her.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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