HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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