either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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