She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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