his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
40s are totally the cure
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
