Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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