im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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