it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
