I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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