I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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