I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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