Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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