I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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