ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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