its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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