Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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