1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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