this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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