..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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