C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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