I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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