I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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