i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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