All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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