No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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