Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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