im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I have post one night stand depression
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