Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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