So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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