Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she smelled like a LAN party
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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