Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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