Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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