we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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