I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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