Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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