My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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