I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
The ass gains better be worth it
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