i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize