He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Are we still banned from the library?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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