I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I want to walk on stilts...naked
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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