I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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