i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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