And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I could fuck to npr.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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