the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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