walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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