Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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