nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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