Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
no, he came in my armpit
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
